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  • so some malicious little thing called system cleaner popped through my adblock somehow, disabled the adblock, and threw all of the effects of the malicious sites ive been to at my computer all in one big blast

    then my computer shut off, i rebooted it and it displays

    nothing

    im not even joking it was just a black screen

    except for FUCKING SYSTEM CLEANER

    so i google a fix

    sat there for about 50 minutes

    finally fixed it

    deleted system cleaner and all of its malicious friends (all downloaded on 07/06/2016, and they were fucking downloading as i was deleting them)

    of course, i then go on to the local pookie wiki to rant

    AND IT FUCKING POPS UP WITH "DO NOT RESTART YOUR COMPUTER - Windows have located a virus and hardware malfunctions by downloads that were not carried out by you."

    AND NOW IM SHITTING MYSELF

    IT COMES UP WITH MY IP ON THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, AND ALL OF THE PROBLEMS


    THERE WAS MORE THAN 50 OF THE FUCKERS

    AND THEN

    THEN

    FUCKIN THEN

    THIS ROBOTIC SYNTHETIC OLD WOMAN VOICE COMES THROUGH MY HEADPHONES ((TO WHICH I SHIT MYSELF TO BECAUSE I WAS ON PAINT AT THE TIME))

    AND SAYS "There. Is. A. Problem. With. Your. Computer. Please. Ring. The. Number. Provided. And. We. Will. Sort. Your. Problem."

    THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IM RINGING THAT NUMBER ITS PROBABLY A FUCKING STALKER!!

    IF UR WONDERING HOW IM USING MY COMPUTER IM NOT

    IM USING MY IPAD

    BUT OH MY FUCK IM SCARED

    SO I ENABLE ADBLOCK, YEA?

    AND THIS FUCKING OLD LADY COMES BACK WHEN I GO BACK TO THE CPPW!!


    ITS FUCKING GOING THROUGH ADBLOCK!!

    SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO DO BEFORE I WIPE MY ENTIRE COMPUTER

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    • WHAT THE HELL IDK HOW TO HELP

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    • its been 9 hours as a kind of update thing

      i havent turned it on because norton found 7 trojans last night

      like what shit have i seen

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