absofuckinglutely shitting myself right now
so some malicious little thing called system cleaner popped through my adblock somehow, disabled the adblock, and threw all of the effects of the malicious sites ive been to at my computer all in one big blast
then my computer shut off, i rebooted it and it displays
im not even joking it was just a black screen
except for FUCKING SYSTEM CLEANER
so i google a fix
sat there for about 50 minutes
finally fixed it
deleted system cleaner and all of its malicious friends (all downloaded on 07/06/2016, and they were fucking downloading as i was deleting them)
of course, i then go on to the local pookie wiki to rant
AND IT FUCKING POPS UP WITH "DO NOT RESTART YOUR COMPUTER - Windows have located a virus and hardware malfunctions by downloads that were not carried out by you."
AND NOW IM SHITTING MYSELF
IT COMES UP WITH MY IP ON THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, AND ALL OF THE PROBLEMS
THERE WAS MORE THAN 50 OF THE FUCKERS
THIS ROBOTIC SYNTHETIC OLD WOMAN VOICE COMES THROUGH MY HEADPHONES ((TO WHICH I SHIT MYSELF TO BECAUSE I WAS ON PAINT AT THE TIME))
AND SAYS "There. Is. A. Problem. With. Your. Computer. Please. Ring. The. Number. Provided. And. We. Will. Sort. Your. Problem."
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IM RINGING THAT NUMBER ITS PROBABLY A FUCKING STALKER!!
IF UR WONDERING HOW IM USING MY COMPUTER IM NOT
IM USING MY IPAD
BUT OH MY FUCK IM SCARED
SO I ENABLE ADBLOCK, YEA?
AND THIS FUCKING OLD LADY COMES BACK WHEN I GO BACK TO THE CPPW!!
ITS FUCKING GOING THROUGH ADBLOCK!!
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO DO BEFORE I WIPE MY ENTIRE COMPUTER